‘Absolute Bowlocks!’ written by Graeme Rooney has opened in Glasgow this week. Starring Graeme Rooney, James Watterson and Leah Byrne. It’s a farce about a pompous President (Graeme Rooney) at a small town Lawn Green Bowling Club and how his sexist ways force Ailsa Mckay (Leah Byrne) to take matters into her own hands to dress as her alter ego Alistair McGeechan and finally beat the President.